July 26, 2014

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

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July 26, 2014

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July 26, 2014

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July 26, 2014
northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

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July 26, 2014

klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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July 26, 2014
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has had sex.

cj-sewers:

daintyblackpegasus:

napoleonbonerhard:

Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.

And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.

Goofy… has had sex.
Goofy… has known a woman biblically.

Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.

These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.

GA-HYUK.

NIGHT BLOGGERS WILL RUIN YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING DAY

UGLY CRYING

IGHHHHuUGHHHHUGHHHHGAHHHH

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July 26, 2014

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

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July 26, 2014

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

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July 26, 2014

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July 26, 2014
Hahah I am so funny

Hahah I am so funny

July 26, 2014

morningmusume:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

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